Dear Desk Job,
Thank you for helping us pay off a huge chunk of our student debt. We only have 30% left to go! Thanks for being so flexible so I could continue working with our teens and be able to travel with our friends. Thanks for the fun days like Movie Day at Work, all the holiday parties, and Plaid Day. However, if I’m being totally honest… I won’t miss you. I won’t miss the back and shoulder pain every day. I won’t miss being inside on sunny days. I won’t miss sitting at a desk all day. And I know you probably thought it was generous to give me those five pounds, but I plan to give them back. I know it isn’t polite to say, but I’m really rather happy to be leaving you.